Bumper Sticker — “Ballistic Computers and their consequences have been disastrous for the human race.”

A compact matte bumper sticker that speaks to retro tech humor and outsider wit. The design pairs a monochrome illustrated face with a concise, tongue-in-cheek warning about “ballistic computers,” printed in crisp, high-contrast text. The matte finish keeps glare low so the message stays readable on bumpers, laptops, or toolboxes. Weatherproof vinyl and a UV protective laminate mean the sticker weathers road salt, rain, and sun without fading. Peel-and-stick backing makes application quick and clean — place it on your van, camper, or workshop wall and let the irony ride along.

Product features
- Vivid, crisp printing with vibrant color reproduction
- Premium water-resistant vinyl rated 5+ years outdoors
- Matte UV laminate for low glare and long-lasting protection
- Strong waterproof adhesive with easy-peel backing
- Printed with eco-solvent inks on eco-friendly material

Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.